A demoted police officer assigned to a call dispatch desk is conflicted when he receives an emergency phone call from a kidnapped woman.

Ashley is a journalist and does makeovers for a TV show. Her editor offers her the job of being the editor of a new fashion supplement, provided she does a makeover on a sports writer, who is an uncouth, loudmouthed, sexist slob.

Andy Fielder, a depressed Chicago accountant, steals three million dollars from his boss, a corrupt plastic surgeon, and runs off to L.A. to start a new life.