Angie is determined to spend Christmas alone but her usual commuter ride turns into a Christmas train that drops her off in her home town in 2011.

Dave Lizewski is an unnoticed high school student and comic book fan who one day decides to become a superhero, even though he has no powers, training or meaningful reason to do so.

Following Kick-Ass' heroics, other citizens are inspired to become masked crusaders. But Red Mist leads his own group of evil supervillains to get revenge, kill Kick-Ass and destroy everything he stands for.

After a one-night stand with her coach, a pressured swimming phenom finds the lives of herself and her loved ones in danger.

A gigantic meteor enters Earth's orbit and begins to disintegrate, showering the entire planet with debris.