Emily Burns is being held captive in a room with no idea how she got there. Determined to escape and return to her family, Emily discovers clues within the room that help explain why she's there...but will they help her escape?

Fowl-mouthed villain Turkie carves through the likes of a rapping grandma, a mindless puppet, a wig-wearing inventor, a bisexual space worm, and their equally ridiculous friends on his quest to recover the last copy of "ThanksKill...