Richie Ramone finds himself stuck in a small Town called "Darkmarsh" Along side a veteran Sherriff and his Deputy with a itchy trigger finger. Town is over ran by Flesh Eating Inbred Trolls addicted to Opiates,Hillbillies and Bikers

A sports fan's romantic courtship clashes with his obsession with his favorite football team.

One of puppet-maker Geppetto's creations comes magically to life. This puppet named Pinocchio has one major desire, to become a real boy someday, but he has to learn to act responsibly.