A spoof of 300 (2006) and many other movies, TV series/shows/commercials, video games and celebrities. King Leonidas of Sparta and his army of 12 go to war against Xerxes of Persia to fight to the death for Sparta's freedom.

A team of archaeologists discover an ancient mummy, unleashing a deadly curse from its eternal tomb.

Jonathan (Corey Landis) has a great life until Vladimir (Stuart Rigby), a mysterious stranger, destroys it all. To win it back, Jonathan joins forces with Abraham Van Helsing (Keith Reay) but prepares to make the ultimate sacrifice.