A sleazy, esperate fur trader haunts a local strip club, and gets his hands on some priceless raccoon furs... which might be more than just priceless but cursed.

A group of eccentric assassins are fed up with Gunther, the world's greatest hitman, and decide to kill him, but their plan turns into a series of bungled encounters as Gunther seems to always be one step ahead.

A divorced couple meet online and end up going on a blind date together. After an awkward reunion, they decide to set each other up with their friends, but old habits never quite die.