Conan leads a ragtag group of adventurers on a quest for a princess.

Three children have had it with their mother, and magically make her disappear. They then head out to the "Mommy Market" for a replacement mother.

While home sick in bed, a young boy's grandfather reads him the story of a farmboy-turned-pirate who encounters numerous obstacles, enemies and allies in his quest to be reunited with his true love.