Three children have had it with their mother, and magically make her disappear. They then head out to the "Mommy Market" for a replacement mother.

A scientist engineers a group of genetically engineered creatures for use as "supersoldiers" to fight U.S. wars in the Middle East. However, things get ugly when the creatures malfunction and turn on their creators.

A self help author is hunted by thugs who believe the writer holds millions of dollars in diamonds stolen by his dead fiancée.