The history of Manchester United, using unseen footage.

Around midnight, a young couple and their transvestite maid prepare for an orgy. Their guests will be The Slut, The Star, The Stud and The Teen.

Eric, a football fanatic postman whose life is descending into crisis, receives some life coaching from the famously philosophical Eric Cantona.

An assassin tries to make amends in an effort to restore the sight of a beautiful young singer.