A princess falls in love with her father's swordsman.

A demonic 'scanner' terrorizes Los Angeles and the only person who can stop him may not have the neurons for the job.

A mentally disturbed man, who roomed with the late Norman Bates at the state lunatic asylum, inherits the legendary Bates Motel after the death of Norman and tries to fix it up to make it a respectable business.

The film is a Drama/Comedy starring DOUG STANHOPE as an alcoholic standup comedian, who gets a second chance in life when he reconnects with the son he's never known.